Why I Need a Record Player.

In a time when everything and everyone is turbo-boosting through life via the internet, downloading, uploading, images, music, iPod-ding, iPad-ding, iPhone-ing and living in the split second hazelessness that is the intrawebz dream, all I want is some hardcore, slow motion sounds on vinyl. Hypnotising spin. Only ready to assualt my ears after fiddling with knobs and needles. Playback replete with crackles. No skipping at the click of a mouse or swoosh of the finger, only from random bumps as I rap to the mirror. Letting me listen and hear the way Dad used to.

images via urban outfitters


I need these in. my. life.


Stankonia
The Chronic
Liquid Swords
Ironman
Contra


and something to play them on.

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What I've Worn: Blue Birdies Shirt and a Baseball Cap.

There has been one item of clothing that has been the sartorial saviour within my currently limited wardrobic options. Easy to wear, functioning well for *mummy duties and non-judgemental about my **PBB, all the while not looking like ***bondage gear fashioned from lycra laden shit quality cotton. Sorry for the cursing, kiddies.
The item in question? My Karen Walker birdies shirt from 'Perfect Day'. The boxier cut balanced out my frame while the cutesy print deflected all notions that I was rollier and pollier than a Shar-Pei underneath. Plus, extra credit awarded for adding savvy to my ****DMO. Even now as the frame shrinks, the shirt still looks cool and it's easily my favourite printed garment of those I own. It's my go-to.

As you know, I've been sick this week, so my friend Pip decided to take me out for coffee, liven me up and just get me amongst it instead of allowing me to wallow in my phunk. Plus, I needed to get some Morrocanoil for my hair which is starting to resemble that of Worzel Gummidge. The prospect of being in public stirred me to try something a little read: ma. jor. different to my normal dress code and I went another day sans make-up. I don't know where the confidence came from.

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Why I Love My Sherie Muijs Jumpsuit.

I could waffle on with around 50 reasons why I had to have this Sherie Muijs jumpsuit in. my.life. And believe me I have 50 reasons, it's whether you have the stamina to read them all.

But let's keep it succinct, with these  in particular that swung me from being an observer to owner:

1. Utilitarian but not in that cliched obvious way. In fact, the most un-utilitarian utilitarian fashion garment I've ever seen. Stealth. I like stealth.

2. New Zealand designed and made. Double tick.

3. Single step dressing. It's my jam.

4. This jumpsuit is an all-purpose-all-weather garment. You give me a season, I'll give you a viable outfit. Give me an occasion, I got it covered. I got a FormSpring: Try me.

5. I needed to stop with the obsessing and get to the wearing.

image scanned from sunday magazine

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What I've Worn: Grey Marle Boat Pants

Everyone make a fist with your right hand, place your arm straight out in front and raise fist to a 90 degree angle. Now, slowly bring your arm down, elbow heading towards your hips, eyes shut, head bowed and exhale an appreciative, "Yusssssss" with me. Thank you. 
It's been a long time coming but I can finally fit my Karen Walker pants.

After seeing how these boat pants were styled in runway and editorial images, I became *somewhat obsessed. They really did seem to be the perfect blend of relaxed yet tailored, simple and savvy, affordably luxe. I decided they would be the piece that could anchor the brightly coloured and patterned garments that were starting to fill my closet, into more easily wearable outfits and they would inject a much needed, marle-y newness to the neutral clothes I already owned. I had originally seen these **'Perfect Pants' in the 'Perfect Day' range but missed out and truth be told, was not as fanatical about procuring a pair back then. However, when they resurfaced in the collection for 'North' my obsession was in full swing and I swiftly bought a pair. Being hugely pregnant at the time, I clicked 'Add to Cart' and prayed to the Ass Gods that I was correctly guessing my post-baby size.
Sadly, in the months that have passed since that package ***arrived, they have hung unworn in the wardrobe. Unworn yes, forgotten no. I had attempted many times to get those trousers on. my. body. But many times the 'Perfect Pants' said no...*cough*. Deflated, defeated and oh so disappointed, I gave up. I stopped torturing myself and defaulted to a forlorn audible sigh every time I opened my wardrobe doors, heart heavy with the knowledge that today was not going to be the day. 

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What I've Worn: Blue Chinos.

I'm definitely on a roll with getting outfit posts done. This is no easy task what with raising The Cooper and all that comes with being a *stay-at-home mummy. I am becoming somewhat of a pro with using the self timer and nailing a couple of poses before having to down tools and get on with the **good, the bad and the ugly. Still, that puts me on the scoreboard. Slackness: 0, FW: 1.

Having embraced the darker colours for a loooong time, I've had a change of sartorial heart. I'm really getting into the pastels, the lighter side of neutrals and gasp, prints, patterns and bolder colours. I know, I know. I've changed. It's like we don't know each other anymore. Time to reacquaint. Hi, I'm Fashion Westie, FW for short. Nice to meet you.

The latest high rotation item is this pair of pale blue chinos. ***Mens chinos. From Country Road. And they are the shizz. I love the fit, I love the colour and considering how much wear they are going to get, I should probably get a back up pair. Tears will be shed if I ruin these with no hope of a replacement.

wearing: ****mens shirt by little brother via barkers, madame hawke knit, mens chinos by country road, creepers by underground via asos.

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What I've Worn: My New Creepers.

Four seasons in one day. Things go on. Things come off. Car heater on. Air con off. Umbrella up. Umbrella inside out. Umbrella a pain in the arse because I no longer need it and have nowhere to stash it. *Um-bah-rella, ella ,ella, eh, eh, eh. Sunglasses on. Sunglasses off. Sorry, sorry, you get the idea.

What haven't come off much recently are my new creepers. I practically **sleep in them. Not Spice Girl high [I admire those who do go all out] yet high enough to keep me out of all the puddles. They are the perfect result from a recipe calling for equal parts point, platform, print and buckle. I have secretly lusted after this particular pair of creepers for some time but feared I wouldn't get as much wear out of them as I was trying to convince myself I would. 
Sometimes I should give myself more ***credit. I think ASOS owe me money now if we're talking about cost per wear.

Great buy, practically a bargain. Totally stoked they are in. my. life.

wearing: acne denim blazer, elizabeth & james button down, underground creepers via asos, bedrock bones hair tie.

* I apologise, it just slipped out.
** Technically, I have slept in them. I nana napped one afternoon.
*** I wish my bank would give me more credit.

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What I've Said: Karen Walker at NYFW 2011

It is the collection that many have been waiting for and as soon as the images appeared online of Karen Walkers Spring Summer 2012 offering, I doubt anyone was ready for just how strong the designs would be amongst the *big guns of New York Fashion Week. I have literally spent the day dissecting and digesting whatever coverage I could find, fan-girling over this collection like an obsessed lunatic.

Named 'The American Girl', Walkers Spring Summer 2012 collection drew inspiration from contrasting characters Betsy and Iris of the gritty film classic **Taxi Driver, exploring the opposing aesthetics of the two; Betsy the feminine woman and Iris the tough girl. These ideas play perfectly to Karen Walkers design sensibility, creating looks that are ladylike yet youthful, demure though quirky, mannish but playfully so.

all images via fashionologie.com 

Renowned for her use of custom prints, Walker presented garments in tropical and pastel florals, ***kooky graphics on bold bases, on trend micro dots and brightly coloured supersized checks which contrasted yet complimented the clean stripes, block colours and neutrals. 
The recent trend of layering gloriously mismatched pieces to produce a vibrant clashing of print and colour will be so easy to achieve within this range while those from the ****matchy-matchy suit camp will also be rejoicing. Susie of Style Bubble must be squealing with delight. 

all images via fashionologie.com

There are threads of familiarity that connect this collection to those from previous years; prints shown in solid and sheer fabrications, cropped trousers, demure dresses, quirky sleeve lengths and an abundance of navy. All of which is a good thing. Like I've said before, it is great to be able to enhance or update an existing wardrobe and/or personal style aesthetic with new season pieces, than to endure a complete overhaul.
Styling kudos for the jaunty use of neck pouches and pop colour eyewear, not to mention the covetable baseball caps; a nod to Americana if ever there was one and the turban-esque head wraps will be on my 'to-do' list.
Fans and dedicated followers will not be disappointed nor will they be content to walk away with just one item when the range becomes available instore.

Honourable mentions:
Do I spy a pseudo camo?
Go the jumpsuit.
I really want those Iris Apfel-esque red perspex sunglasses. On. This. Face. NOW!
Ummmm...is it just me or is that a beetle print on this blue top?

Book me in for that brown blazer!

*Karen Walkers show was scheduled up against Rodartes.
**Which I watched last Friday. Useless piece of information. You're welcome.
***Kooky is a compliment. Wacky is not. These prints are not wacky. Wacky is tacky. Whacky minus a 'y' is wack. Crack is wack. See? Kooky is a good thing.
****I was tempted to say 'crazy suit' but unless you've read this post, you just wouldn't get the reference.

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Why I Pre-Ordered Smith Journal and it is a Good Read

There are a *few reasons why I pre-ordered this new bi-annual publication for quote: "discerning gents" from the entertaining crowd behind Frankie Magazine. And there a **few more as to why I found it a good read, even though it is quite clear I am not a discerning gent. 

I really wanted to attach a stylish moustache and pop a monocle on when my copy arrived but a novelty plaster 'stache on my thumb [don't ask] had to suffice. I also need to work on my discerning face.

Pre-ordering is a bug bear of mine. I hate waiting for something to arrive-date unknown, when I've already handed dollars over. Ditto laybys. So when I read the write up for Smith Journal, I clicked pre-order at Mag Nation without hesitation ***[I'm a poet and I didn't even realise], sight unseen and I just knew it was something I would want to wile away the hours reading. Besides, I was worried I'd miss out on a copy knowing full well my local Borders is shit, Whitcoulls is only good for getting a newspaper or an Annabel Langbein cookbook and I'd never drag my sorry ass baby to Ponsonby. Basically, FOMO made me pre-order.

First impressions? Smith Journal is printed on beautiful stock, tactile, substantial and there are 144 pages of awesome-blokey-related goodness to read. Articles to entertain, some to educate, a few random essays, a couple of how-to's, historical tidbits, pieces that get your brain thinking and much to cause some chuckling-to-self. An all rounder. Consider me impressed.

Favourite bits? How to make sourdough. An article on brothers. A guide to nautical slang. The discovery of hickorees.com.

Nice Touch? The poster of Common Knots. I tried a few with the spare laces from my recently purchased Doc Marten 1461's. Give me a call next time you decide to go yachting. I do a mean bowline and can interpret some seafaring slang unlike you landlubbers.

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***Yes, I am aware the saying is, I'm a poet and I know it....that's the ironic[?] nature of stating that I'm a poet and didn't even realise.

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What I've Said: Salasai at NZFW 2011

What is it about Salasai AW 12 that has me so darned excited? I have trouble finding the right words...and that's a good thing. If they rolled off the tongue then I don't believe I would have given the collection the considered thought it deserved. I'm sure that the brand itself thrives on being somewhat indefinable and therein lies a part of it's appeal. Followers, dabblers and obsessive worshippers of the label identify with and put value in this part of Salasai's aesthetic: it's not your usual, everyday choice and yet it does sit well for everyday wear. Go figure.  Kirsha Whitcher has managed to create a brand, that is not overtly or pompously so, within a few short years from it's inception in 2006-  no easy task. Salasai can be I.D'ed in a line up without hesitation, without a name attached and without being just a carbon copy garment in a new fabric skin from the season before but an extension, a development. This, I like. It has a signature, a familiarity, like a watermark has been applied to each design. Many of Salasai's pieces are androgynous in design, purposefully and yet effortlessly so. Very Kiwi, very me, so Boss.

This year, Salasai presented their AW 12 collection 'Unchartered Territory' at night in a grand old church, the fashion crowd seated in pews and the models walked to musical offerings such as Black Sabbath- a juxtapositon if ever I saw one. The garments and styling were the epitome of juxtaposition too. Heavy wools with sheer silks. Preppy versus gothic vibes. Large tartan checks against lacey details. 

Trying to pick just a few pieces from this collection will be difficult for me, I want it all. Though, if you were to push for a definitive top 3? I'd say the lace front shirt, contrast trim blazer and I would need to flip a coin for the check pinafore maxi or trouser.

 

images via thedownlow.com + Amber and Hilary

The check also featured in a navy/red combo that was paired with sheer navy pieces. More pictures after the jump:

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What I've Said: Huffer at NZFW 2011.

I hate to use the words 'sleeper hit' but I can't think of a better way to describe the collection shown by streetwear label, Huffer.

I don't own any Huffer and wrote it off for *Aja Rock-loving skaters, car chicks, promo girls on their downtime and boys who do really neat tricks on their bikes. This is a totally unwarranted,  judgemental statement and belief to hold and I apologise....but that's what I thought. I may have said at last years NZFW that I wouldn't wear Huffer if you paid me.

Can I take it all back? All the hurtful assumptions and derogatory verbal assaults I have made to friends? I'm sorry Huffer. Let's be mates.

It seems the label has evolved somewhat from being firmly planted in mens skate/snow/streetwear with some gear for their ladies, into one that carefully considers both with a design aesthetic that has taken on a preppier, bookish yet 'cool kid' vibe that appeals. 
The womenswear has developed well from SS 10/11, keeping to the cute shorts, skirts and dresses, with the addition of some great peter pan collared shirts, but now in a richer colour palette including navy and the abundantly seen burgundy along with perfectly chosen prints. The talents of ex-Lonely Hearts designer Aimee McFarlane [who joined Huffer as head womenswear designer last year] are really taking effect as she has produced some truly covetable pieces that will fit easily into any wardrobe. I think Huffer can safely say they've got the womenswear sector covered come AW 12 and now have an identifiable aesthetic us girls can relate to. Plus, the knitwear definitely falls into the his 'n' hers category and everyone loves a '2-for'.

The AW 12 collection has many pieces that my wardrobe doesn't just want but NEEDS. AND. NOW. But I'll be patient and wait for next year...besides, I need some time to save those pennies.

images from thedownlow.co.nz  + Amber and Hilary.

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Who Is This: Now THAT Is Good Face.

I stumbled across this face while mindlessly clicking links and landing at 'We Live Young'.

This face belongs to Yani B @ Viviens Model Management.

I can't find much on her, as yet, apart from stats.

Height: 171cm
Shoe: 39.5
Hair: Strawberry Blonde
Eyes: Blue

Just some of the ingredients that resulted in THAT good face.

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Why I Spend Too Much Time on La Garconne.

I think I know I visit this site EVERY. DAY. and this is officiated by the fact that I hover my finger over the 'L' key and am presented with the 'La Garconne' URL before I even get the chance to press it.

Why do I love it here and wish to live within it's virtual pages like an Intrawebz version of a paper doll? Here's five good solid reasons:

1. La Garconne Moderne: just look at it here. Just so simple, so nowness, so want need.

2. The lookbooks: get your right-clicking finger at the ready, inspo by the bucket load. An encyclopedia for dressing yourself.

3. The editorials that have you thinking, "If I just put myself IN. THAT. MOMENT. right there, right now, that ensemble, I will be truly happy." And you would be.

4. Their features on some iconic women.

5. A list of five things just looks better than four. Go forth and navigate La Garconnes Le Magazine for yourself.

And were money no object, even though technically it IS an object, a thing, an item of which
I do in fact, have none of, I'd be creating the bones of my wardrobe this season like so:

Top Row: all Boy by Band of Outsiders
Middle Row: Boy by Band of Outsiders, Maison Martin Margiela Line 22, Boy by Band of Outsiders, K. Jacques, Carven, Robert Clergerie
Bottom Row: A.P.C, La Garconne Moderne, Robert Clergerie, Rag and Bone, Isabel Marant, Saint James

images via la garconne

Hard on for Boy's much?

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What I've Said: Karen Walker at NZFW 2011

Oh wait.


She wasn't.


We'll have to wait for NYFW 2011 like everyone else.


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What I've Said: Trelise Cooper at NZFW 2011

I am not going to tell a lie. I was never really drawn in to the design aesthetics of Trelise Cooper to the point where I would consider making a purchase. I have yet to step foot into one of her beautifully outfitted stores, though I have walked past many a time, but committed to nothing more than an appreciative, *'Hmmh' as I take in her window displays. And to be fair, I've never really made the effort to learn more about her brand, often relying on others descriptive of her collections: feminine, flirty, frills, ruffles, romantic, floaty, lacy as the sole reason not to learn. Admittedly, I'm probably not her target market and had often denounced wildly [and with no real grounds for doing so], "Dude, that dress is soooo your Mum!"
In short, I've never given Trelise Cooper a chance and wrote her off [unjustified btw] as a label I'd probably never blog about, quite unlikely ever look to for styling inspiration and would never think of wearing.

Then I watched a documentary entitled, 'Unzipped' which followed designers Stolen Girlfriends Club, Sera Lilly, Maaike and Trelise Cooper behind the scenes as they prepared for NZFW 2010. Since then, I have a new found respect and admiration for Trelise as person and what she has achieved as a designer- especially in respect to what her label has done for New Zealand fashion on a local and international scale. She is a Boss! Respect, Trelise.

So, imagine my surprise when I clicked through various reviews of her NZFW 2011 show to find I was 'Hmmh'-ing...a lot! 

The sister label, Cooper, is aimed at a more youthful market with Americana-Prairie influences shown in the colour palette and fabrications, the garments are fun and current with flared trousers, mini dresses and cropped jackets. Hats off to the stylist for choosing the TALL hats: perfect accent.

images from thedownlow.co.nz

However, I was most captivated and excited about pieces from the mainline Trelise Cooper label. The gingham, garden florals and more graphic based prints had me right clicking like a mad man, while the rust, duck egg blue and lavender coloured pieces have been mentally noted as my palette choices du jour. Consider yourselves earmarked for my AW12 shopping list. 

images from thedownlow.co.nz

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Where I've Been: Fashion Weekend Designer Selection Show NZFW 2011

Saturday 3rd September 2011. 12pm. Nose bleed seats. Row F. Seat 33. Well, I guess now I know my place. Alright, alright, I promise, no more FOMO, no whining and moaning and complaining, even though these seem to be some of my *strong suits. I was there, I got a goodie bag, I am **happy.

Although, allow me this one whinge. The outfit snap. WTF? I apologise for Richies confusion? misuse? disastrous attempt? confused disastrous misuse of the camera and lack of knowledge when it comes to composing an image. His innate inability to manipulate or frame a subject resulted in shots where either visually displeasing objects [such as broken planter pots, his diving gear or a grotty rag] are included or various body parts are partially missing. Grrr.

wearing: madame hawke dress, dotti jumper, crane brothers bowtie and scottie dog pin and mulberry bag.

Yes, yes that's a coloured item I'm wearing. Surprise! And as a side note, a little fist pump of yayness, that lipstick is from the Dollarstore and lasted the entire day, soldiering like a trooper through 1x protein shake, 2x coffees, 1x stick of extra, 1x cherry ripe and 1x savvy b, WITHOUT reapplication. It's probably laden with fatal chemicals and my lips will fall off but I thought the achievement should be duly noted.

Though you may think I'm magically floating mid air, I do have legs and they were clad in House of Holland tights and Acne Pistol short boots...but remember the visually displeasing objects? They were all having a party on our deck so choppy, choppy, croppy, croppy, it was the randoms in or legs out. Randoms 1, Legs 0.

After my whinge about Richies questionable photographic skills, I went on to a dismal performance myself during the show. Shame. Did not own it AT all. Definitely NOT the Boss.

Kleenex Cottonelle Dress Entrant and MisteR.

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What I've Done: Fashion Weekend Garage Sale

Righto. List Making is my vice. You know this, I know this. If you did NOT know this, well, consider yourself schooled and up to date. Congratualtions. Of course, List Making is not my ONLY vice but that is a whole other blog.

I list make like a mutha and it can be almost debilitating slash procrastination-inducing when you are soooo busy making lists that nothing is ever achieved. So obviously I had a very concise list for what I could buy at this years Garage Sale at NZ Fashion Weekend, a very clear limit on the dollars I could hand over and the added protection of my best mate Pip whose sole purpose was to keep me and my wallet in check. This concise list took me several days to refine and meant many numerous household chores, tasks and errands were not completed, or in some cases, started.

But it helped and possibly saved my relationship.

I am [and was] easily distracted by reduced prices, must-have labels and crazy, crazy garments that admittedly in my new role as blogger-slash-mum would have been just plain stupid to acquire and spent more time on a hanger than on a human body.

A pair of delish beige wool trousers with a navy stripe detail on the pocket by Ingrid Starnes almost stripped me of $280 but they were not on the list. Dammit. However got those beautifully crafted pants, please treat them well and think of me.

Here's what made the cut:

Kathryn Wilson white mock croc hi tops with contrast toe cap and lacing in black patent.

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What I've Done

Apart from suffering a chronic case of FOMO this week due to:

1. Kiwi and *International bloggers attending/mingling/schmoozing/papping-each-other and viewing/papping/blogging the AW 12 collections of our nation's finest at NZFW: But not me.

2. Styling the clueless **'Sinister' to attend the WORLD runway show and live finale of NZNTM: But not me.

[breathe]

What has ***fw been doing?

I figured you are all satiated by the NZFW coverage from the 'Amongst It' bloggers katherineisawesome.com, Rag-Pony, Fashion Distraction, Aych Blog, Amber and Hilary, KnockYouForSix.com, plus the aforementioned 'Internationals Amongst It' bloggers, Gary Pepper Vintage and Face Hunter. All with their trigger fingers on the pulse, uploading like maniacs on crack, making witty or intellectual references in the blink of an eye and churning out review posts with the conciseness and linguistic skills of Tim Blanks in what seems like seconds of the models exiting the catwalk. My NZFW 'coverage' [and I use this term loosely, in fact, so loose it's almost a goose] will come a little later. I think I push out babies faster than I push out posts at the moment. TMI. But there you have it.

But what have I been doing?

1. Suffering FOMO. Can you tell how affected I am?
2. Keeping up with NZFW via every tweet/post/tumblr/website/instagram that can possibly be visually consumed by a human being.
3. Obviously, chillaxing with The Cooper.
4. Buying the Madame Hawke 'Tuesday Dress' on a Wednesday and its consequential arrival on a Friday. I know. It could've been a much better statement had I actually bought it on a Tuesday. Imagine the witty repartee.

Digress.

Once I read that the launch of newcomer 'Liam' by the talents behind label, 'Ruby' would in turn  signal the demise of the beloved 'Madame Hawke', I figured I had to expedite the purchase of a piece I'd had my eyes on for the last few months....ya know, to own a little bit of NZ fashion history....aaaand before others had the same idea, stole my precious away into their wardrobes rendering me a sobbing mess exclaiming, "Why? Why? Whhhhyyyyy? Why didn't I just buy it when I had the chance?!" Plus, by the time I saw Rose Matafeo of Channel U rocking it, it was settled, I was sold and the 'Tuesday Dress' was only 3 clicks away from it being delivered to my door.

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My Si[ni]ster-In-Law is Going to the Live NZNTM Finale and I Am Not.

Does this bug me? Of course. Can't you tell from the post title? Apart from suffering severe FOMO, I am also well-jeal that she will be getting amongst it. It should've been me, dammit!

So. I will sit at home. In my jimmy-jams. Messy hair, not on purpose as I am awesome and cool and can pull off the messy hair look but because there is no reason to brush it. Sans make up- maybe a bit of Burts Bees, my lips have been really dry lately. Watching it all unfurl on TV3. Watching the WORLD runway show reveal it's exclusive capsule shoe collaboration with No1 Shoes, 'World Made Me Do It'. Watching the highly anticipated final three stomp the runway on my little 37inch TV. [I say 'highly anticipated' loosely as admittedly this has been THE most boring NZNTM series EVER!] Watching with my little fella Cooper. He's the saving grace. He face mooshes like no other and I LOVE IT!! More on face mooshing another time.

So. She will sit [stand? Please give me this one thing, make her stand...] at WORLD. In the outfit I have styled for her [please, make her wear it the way I told her to and treat them well for they are MY clothes...]. Messy hair, on purpose but groomed just a bit. All made up- hopefully less orangey-cakey AKA Essex and more bare-faced-dewy-with-bright-lip like I suggested. Watching it all unfurl LIVE. Watching the 'World Made Me Do It' collaboration revealed up-close-and-personal on the feet of the NZNTM final three.

Why so angus? It's a bitter pill to swallow when someone is, no offence, style/fashion clueless, thinks Valleygirl is the best shop EVER, wears far too much Thin Lizzy/Paris Hilton fragrance ALL.THE.TIME and doesn't fully appreciate the fact that they are even going.

She doesn't even know what WORLD is. She assumed it was the name of a bar. Blasphemous.

God will probably smite me as I think I have broken one of the Ten Commandments but I had to put it out there before I ACTUALLY exploded. Imploded. Both.

Otherwise, I might've killed her and that would make me break two.

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