What I've Worn: Shiny Shoes

A trend I never embraced was the spotted tight's. Don't ask me why, I've just always been in the opaques camp. But there comes a time in every fashion concious person's life that the must-avoid becomes the must-attain. It is also at this time that you realise not only did you miss the boat, they sent all the unsold stock off with it. The hunter becomes the haunted.
Long story short though; I went to Farmer's, found a pair and bought them. Now I wear them: a lot.

Ta-daaaa. Spotty tight's take #2.

wearing: thrifted jacket, Karen Walker dress, Columbine tight's and ASOS metallic brogues.

"Are you sure you want me to take a photo while you eat your breakfast?"

"Yeah. Why not? I don't usually eat breakfast. It deserves to be recorded as a piece of history."

"You're weird."

"You're weird....and you smell funny."

"Sorry...I farted."

"Uggghhh...dude, seriously? I'm eating....now my jam toast takes like fart....I ate fart."

"You ate my fart...."

"Childish....game on!"

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