WORN | Hobo Stripes and Super Moons

At 5:16PM a hobo wore stripes and got her photo taken. Super.

At 5:23PM a Super Moon is supposed to happening.

It's 5:26PM. Still waiting for something Super or  remotely Moony.

5:27PM. Clouds. Chilly winds.

5:29PM. The hobo gives up.

5:36PM. Publish post. No Super Moon. No photos of Super Moon. Just a photo of a hobo in stripes.

wearing: Men's Kmart zip thru, Warehouse beanie and dress and Doc 1461's. Lip colour: Blonde Ambition by Chi Chi Viva La Matte.

"What the hell is that?"

"Lipstick."

"It smells funny. Like old lady. It LOOKS like old lady lipstick. You look like an old hobo bag lady."

"Give us a kiss then doll."

"Ugh babe, that's just creepy. Take it off."

"Nope."

"Well, at least get rid of the hairs that sprouted up on your hobo chin."

"F**k off."

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